summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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