I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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