capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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