Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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