I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Ketchup is God's man juice
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
After tacos, we're chasing women.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize