so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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