She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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