I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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