i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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