There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
