why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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