So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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