So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
