1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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