OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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