Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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