i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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