kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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