why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize