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(214): View more from Texas

So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater

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(907): View more from Alaska

It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.

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(818): View more from California

Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.

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(256): View more from Alabama

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..

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(281): View more from Texas

I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me

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(518): View more from New York

Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.

(1-518): View more from New York

Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.

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