I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
