You can't motorboat a personality
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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