Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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