Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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