If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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