Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Never underestimate the power of titties
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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