I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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