She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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