your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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