i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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