I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Randomize