The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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