We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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