Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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