Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I'm both gender and math confused
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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