ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
