I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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