even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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