i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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