it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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