so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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