I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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