I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Panties = found
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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