Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
