yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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