Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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