therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Sober January is a disaster.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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