I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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