just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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