I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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