can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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