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first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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