ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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