idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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