accomplished twins. life is a go
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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