have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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