Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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