I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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